The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is
that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare
homosexuality instead of running off to Canada. ~ Lorne Bloch
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two
men and a discharge for loving one. ~ From the tombstone of a gay Vietnam
veteran
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love
heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~ Lynn Lavner
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out
there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or
death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as
soldiers; we should be used as weapons. ~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work:
"Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~ Robin Tyler
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two
men holding guns than holding hands? ~ Ernest Gaines
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which
one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? ~ The Value of Families
That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know
because they're sure that they're the cure. ~ Denise McCanles
As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically
reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children. ~ Anita
Bryant, 1977
If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to
prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nail biters. ~
Anita Bryant
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global
warming on the AIDS quilt. ~ Dennis Miller
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating
themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes,
they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a
prick to touch an asshole. ~ Judy Carter
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life,
if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and
horror. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~ Author
Unknown
I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated, "all my Homosexual
patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my
heterosexual patients." ~ Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist
When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys. ~
Andrew G. Dehel
If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals
should be called "ecstatic." ~ Shelly Roberts
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because
she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. ~
Amanda Bearse
Some women can't say the word Lesbian...even when their mouth is
full of one. ~ Kate Clinton
No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still
have a next step. ~ Author Unknown
It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of
homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain. ~Francis Maude
The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. ~ Rita
Mae Brown
'You could move.' ~ Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response
to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street
and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the
neighborhood
